The video pokes fun at Wills' famous bald spot and even suggests the engaged couple invite another woman into their marriage.
I Could Have Married Kate, by comedy quartet Barbershopera, starts off with a man cutting out photos of his face and sticking them over pictures of Prince William.
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He says: "I'm looking at your face in the paper and I've got myself some glue, so I can be with you.
"I got a shrine that reminds me of your beauty which I keep in the loo, it's really true."
The man is then seen dressed as a German soldier with a swastika armband, similar to what Harry wore to a friend's fancy dress party seven years ago.
The comedian sings: "I'll be there baby, on the day that you marry and security won't notice me coz I'll dress like Harry.
Another man, talking about how he taught Kate to ski, says: "I will murder just to be with her, even though it's treason. She will still call me Big Willy but for a different reason".
A man wearing a toy horse head then appears from stables and starts rapping.
A crying woman is seen in her bedroom ogling a picture of Kate in the famous see-through dress she wore while modelling at her university fashion show.
The girl wails: "I'm not suggesting that your marriage is wrong, but to keep it interesting, why not bring me along? I'm sure that Wills will be thrilled by a little bit of three in a bed. But if he touches me, he's dead."
The group sings: "Except for the throne, and the land, and the dough, and the power and the crown, Will's got nothing on me.
"Look at the state of his head before you bed this balding future head of state."
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